Milked
Written by Simon Longman
Old Fitz Theatre, Sydney
June 2026
Sydney Premiere
A sharp and tender dark comedy about unemployment, friendship, and the quiet panic of realising adulthood hasn’t delivered what was promised.
★★★★ “Poignant and sharply observed… [a] powerful and darkly funny two-hander” - The Scoop
★★★★ “Beautifully acted, sharply directed and deeply unsettling” - Theatre Now
“Powerful… under the direction of Simon Porro, two talented actors [work] as excellent foils for each other” - Sydney Arts Guide
Written by Simon Longman
Directed by Simon Porro
Starring Aaron Wilson & James Provis
Set & props design by Alice Vance
Costume design by Ashley Reid
Lighting design by Luna Yuet Yee Ng
Sound design & composition by Johnny Yang
Stage management by Bianca Dreis
Marketing & publicity by Rhiarn Zarzhavsky
Production photography by Robert Miniter
Produced by Jennifer Hart (Dollhouse Collective)